solarhussyalert: (Queen)
solarhussyalert ([personal profile] solarhussyalert) wrote2011-11-08 08:19 pm

5th Royal Decree

Action 747 Partridge Drive

[Lym headed out in the morning, not wanting anything to do with school, and looking at a box with her name on it. Poking it.]

Ok, I got the sun rune, what horrible thing is in you today?

Action Downtown - Bakery

[School is for chumps, chumps who aren't dressed like the Queen of Felenas. Chumps who aren't going to get cookies. She doesn't quite understand the money thing but she's headed for the bakery for something to eat. Eventually she'll get there and peer around.]

Hey! Is this the place where the chef makes cookies?

Phone

[Ok, she's holding it upside down so she's kind of hard to hear]

Hey! Does anyone know anything to do here other than that school thing? Its been kind of really boring here.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
But they're telling OVERT AND HORRIBLE LIES TO CHILDREN!

[Flail]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
For the drones it's the truth though. This is their home world after all. I know to you and me it sounds wrong but...

I'll try and talk to the school, see if I can get you transferred to a class with a none drone teacher.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
They're saying stupid things like the senate system isn't a horrible disaster waiting to happen!

[More flailing]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Is that what you're...oh right you're a part of a monarchy. Oh uh...it actually does work. Some of the time.

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, the answer seems obvious to him]

So get one! Problem solved, right?

[identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hussies? No, most the ladies that hang out here could take out any guy who looks at 'em wrong.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Right! Hussies! Women with no standards, taking out guys that look at them wrong.

[Flail]

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
That was the plan! Then um... Well... I'd... Have a cookie?

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nope.. It doesn't. We had one back home. Split into factions who spent all their time trying to gain power and didn't care about the people at all.

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
And you could eat it. You could even get a few, if you eat them all before you get home. I wouldn't tell.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't wanna spoil my dinner too much. We have a chef at home that makes really good stuff!

I just kind of wanted something sweet and we can't keep that around or Miakis will get really really really really hyper!

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn, a personal chef even in this town? Talk about living large]

Who's Miakis? Your brother?

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, she's my bodyguard. She's been so since I think forever. I mean I can't remember when she wasn't.

[She boggles]

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
And it'll really be that much trouble if she has a cookie or two?

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sugar makes her reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hyper. Then she starts practical joking.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems to work in the states, but then again the people vote for their senate. Yours were just noble families, right?

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
In theory it started with the people picking them I think. But they got so rich and powerful they basically just took over.

I bet that after a while in these states the extremists will rewrite where the districts are so that if you're not with them you'll suffer and not get a real voice. Just a bunch of idiots chasing stupid agendas.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Monarchies can get like that too. Look, I don't know much about government, but I do know this. Power eventually turns people into kids in a candy store, voted in or not.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, just, I've SEEN it fail! That's HOW the Godwins did that and they just talk to me like I'm a dumb kid.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it work too! Look...why don't you go get those cookies. This isn't getting us anywhere.

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah fine...

[She balls her stuff up and heads inside]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He watches her go with a sigh] Well that could have gone better. Good job self.

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
But she's your bodyguard! I'm sure she doesn't do anything too terrible, right?

[identity profile] solarhussyalert.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Not to ME but there are other people in the house.

[identity profile] goddesschosen.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Do I even want to ask what she does?

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