I'm the Queen. I mean I knew enough to ask a general or tactician but... No, I don't know any real fighting. And I can boil water... And uh... Cut some fruit... But its kind of sloppy... But still, being told I'll need to do that if I want a husband and that's it? That's stupid!

I had a husband once. It was horrible. I'm glad he's dead and never want to do that again!